Jontanana - I met a dude and his lady Bonita in Columbia MS - named Jonathon

I was driving my son to his new home in Florida - leaving his mother forever

Legos packed to the roof in the Forerunner - we cruise into KC

And get lost in the ghetto - got gas and escorted out of town by the police

Leaning out the door while cooking on the hibachi in the parking lot he asked me

“You got lockers on that?” to which I logically replied, “What the fuck are you talking about?”

Sometimes you meet folks - you've met them before; you'll meet them again - I don't know

Jon had this great idea he would come to Montana, become president

Rename Montana Jontana, have a huge party and invite all his freaky friends

Sounded good to me…

By the end of the evening, my son was finally convinced I was a freak,

Jon and Bonita were new friends

And I had a major dose of clean acid and instructions -

on how to see the sun come up on one side of the North American continent and set on the other, all in one day.

You get up early, watch the sun come up on the east coast and drive across Florida - okay.

I said goodbye to my son as a child - went to the ocean,

dropped the acid, and, then didn't get out of the water for 12 or 13 hours - oops

I watched the sun set and then the moon set

While I boogied with the nurse sharks and brown pelicans